Tattoo Eagle Men's Crew Socks

These beautiful Tattoo Eagle Men's Crew Socks will have your smile shining from sea to shining sea! From New York down to Houston your socks will positively be the talk of patriots everywhere. This will, of course, give you plenty of chances to test out a few patriotic jokes:

Who was the most honest president? No, not George Washington, it is Abraham Lincoln because he was in-a-cent (He is on the Penny. Get it?)

How many stars does America have on yelp? Fifty out of five.

While your Tattoo Eagle Men's Crew Socks won’t prevent people from groaning at your terrible jokes, at least everyone will understand why you are telling them.